Paul wants four orbs, three buddy biscuits,
and one ham hock for Christmas.

I'm looking at the dog in the mirror.
I'm asking him to change his ways.
Senior Portrait, Part 2.

I like dirt naps.
Not the Tony Soprano Kind.

 

 These are my toys. My toys. Mine.
Paul enjoys treats at the
Three Dog Bakery in Santa Barbara.

Paul makes for good greeting cards.
The sneezes still come out here.

Soon on you I will tinkle, tree.
Throw the orb! Throw the orb! Throw the orb!